The Internet crashed

Via John Swords on Twitter. (although I went and got the original from The Onion. Typical government reaction – they forgot to back it up.

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Connecting my Garmin and the app being too needy. Wants to share calls and messages and weather. I'm being curmudgeonly & just want it to record my routes. (I only wear it for exercise, I don't use smart watches as don't like wearing watches all the time)
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They should red flag this race now. And get everything sorted. #f1
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I have coffee, a sausage sandwich and the F1 on the telly. In bed. Day getting off to a good start :-)
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Morning world. Commencing a lazy day
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Nooooooooo. #traitors

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